| A cue stick | Acoustic. Do you have the a cue stick version of dat Sahside Jawny song? (Submitted by John Rasulo, New York) |
| Abeast | Fat. That chick in stretch-pants is abeast. (Submitted by Ray Fratto, Pittsburgh) |
| Aloose | Untied. Your shoe is aloose. (Submitted by Debra Harvey, Columbia, Maryland) |
| Ascared | Afraid or Scared. I'm ASCARED of the dark. (Submitted by Amy & Bobby DeaVer, Connellsville, PA) |
| Bew-D-ful | Beautiful. Used especially by elderly women. "Oh, it's just bew-D-ful!" (Submitted by Lynne Washington, Raleigh, NC) |
| CENT-rul | Central. The rest of the world pronounces it as "cen-TRAL." (Submitted by Brian Walter, Austin, TX) |
| Cattywompus | Something on a diagonal from each other. (Submitted by Doug Boarman, Cleveland, OH) |
| Cawfing Jag | Intense coughing attack. What's da matter wit Bobby Jawn, ze choking or sumthin? Naw, he's jus havin a cawfing jag. (Submitted by Michael Kline, Liberty Boro, PA) |
| Cussid | Cursed. Those cussid kids better be quiet. (Submitted by Jim Owston, Beckley, WV) |
| Dippy | Not totally cooked. Give me some dippy eggs. (Submitted by Milton Callan, Burbank, CA) |
| Elum | Elm. A type of tree. (Submitted by Cherie Clark, Kirkwood, MO) |
| FON | Stands for Freak Of Nature. Bob is da biggest FON I've ever known! (Submitted by Craig, Trafford) |
| Flexical | Flexible. Aw, dem gumbands are rill flexical like. (Submitted by Andy Gespass, Point Breeze, PA) |
| Flustrated | Combination of "flustered" and "frustrated". The clerks at Aimses were all flustrated. (Submitted by Mike Amodeo, Baldwin Borough) |
| Foool | Full. I'm so foool from eatin all at air sahrkraht an snausages an nat, I can't hardly move. (Submitted by Barbara Cyphers, New York, NY) |
| Greazy | Greasy. (Submitted by Ratha Grimes, Oakland) |
| Greezie | Greasy. Boy dat jumbo is greezie. (Submitted by John Shannon, Kansas City) |
| Hunky-doory | Fine, well. How was your day? Well, everything was hunky-doory until I got home. (Submitted by J. Grayson, Rolla, MO) |
| Ig'nernt | Rude. Dat guy who cut me off was rilly ig'nernt (Submitted by Martin Weiss, Pittsburgh) |
| Innerestin | Interesting. That movie sure was innerestin. (Submitted by Lisa Bracall, Cranston, RI) |
| Jaggy | Crazy or goofy. Yinz know that Ricky, he's jaggy. (Submitted by Bob Benz, Knoxville, TN) |
| Jiagunda | Very big/huge . Century III mall is Jiagunda (Submitted by Nancy Velez, Waldorf, MD) |
| Kreen | Korean. My uncle fought in the Kreen War. (Submitted by Bill Crupe, Gaithersburg, Murlan) |
| Lahsy | Lousy. Hey, djew try dat jumbo dawn air at da O? It's lahsy. (Submitted by Doug Hoerster, Robinson Township) |
| Liggle | Legal. Ya gaht some liggle rights there, babe. (Submitted by Mike Turturro, Pittsburgh) |
| Nacherl | Natural. (Submitted by Michael Feltmate, Plum) |
| Nebby | Nosy or curious. Dat nebby lady asks too many questions. (Submitted by Melissa Ruffo, Hudson, MA) |
| Newkyaler | Nuclear. You gotta be keerful abaht newkyaler radiation an nat. (Submitted by Andy Gespass, Point Breeze, PA) |
| Oar-inge | Orange. (Submitted by Alan Miller, New York, NY) |
| Odor | Opposite of younger. (Submitted by Brian D. Bigelow, Pittsburgh) |
| Priddy | Pretty. Dat girl yinz brought to my haus was priddy. (Submitted by Angelo & Jackie, North Side) |
| Pullish | Polish. (Submitted by Bob Connors, Houston, TX) |
| Reg-a-ler | Regular. You're a regaler comedian! (Submitted by Joan Stevenson, Point Breeze, PA) |
| Roorl | Rural. Or does everyone screw that up? (Submitted by David New, Los Angeles, CA) |
| Sar | Sour. Mum, dis milk is sar! (Submitted by Monika, Germantown, MD) |
| Slippy | Slippery. Yinz be careful, dem steps are slippy. (Submitted by Melissa Ruffo, Hudson, MA) |
| Stooopid | Stupid. A coarse the Stillers are gonna win, don' be stooopid! (Submitted by Stan Debick, Saltsburg, PA) |
| Sucko | Bad. Dis year, dem Pirates'r sucko. (Submitted by Fred Mullner, Butler, PA) |
| Supposebly | Supposedly. Supposebly, da Brahns got a good defense dis yeer. (Submitted by Stephen, Oakland) |
| Tet-ni-kal | Technical. Yinz can find many TET-NI-KAL jobs in dahn-tahn Picksburgh. (Submitted by Maryclare Stephens, Pittsburgh, PA) |
| Uge | Huge, Rilly big. Dat jumbo sammitch is rilly uge!! (Submitted by Rachel & Michael Mohr, North Hills) |
| Whore-ible | Horrible. (Submitted by Chris Cowan, Texas) |
| Yella | Yellow. The color of the yolk of an egg. (Submitted by Lois Regina, San Diego, CA) |
| Zaksame | Exact same; just the same as. Yinz have the zaksame shoes I have. (Submitted by Lois Miller, Bailey, CO) |